Randomness

Some days I have all kinds of irrelevant and random thoughts swimming about in my brain.  I thought I would share some of those golden nuggets with you today.

It's your lucky day!  It's like you won the lottery.

And I'm a weirdo.

Random Thoughts

Sometimes when I see a discarded grocery bag, I feel like I should snatch it up so I can use it to pick up after my pet.  Is that weird?   Don't answer that.


I stick my finger up J's nose way too often.


Dog's feet smell like Fritos - and mostly when they're sleeping.  I have found this is not specific to any breed.  It's universal across all canine varieties.


Corn Chex cereal tastes like the Bugles snack chip.

Now that I have a kid, I've realized something.  When someone is talking to you about their kid, it is so difficult not to interject with how your kid did it, or what they like, or what they do.  It’s so hard to keep your mouth shut and just let them talk about their own kid.

Water chestnuts are spongy and gross.

Sometimes I go for a jog.  Then I die.

Then I eat Peanut M&Ms.  Peanut M&Ms are of the devil.

I over share pictures on Facebook.  And I don't care.  Hide me, de-friend me, cut me out of your will if it annoys you.  Just being real.

Please don't de-friend me.

I don't like it when my teeth feel dirty.

I have just sucked 3 minutes out of your life.  Please don't hold it against me.

Did it really take you 3 minutes to read this?

You may want to block this blog from your browser or internet searches after this post.  I completely understand.  I am crazy.

Crazy.  Like in this photo.  I put this coat on and it made me break out into a white girl dance.  And M questioned his decision about marrying me.  And I frightened the dog.  

And my brain malfunctions.

But please don't leave me.

Goodbye.